The wife was having a go at me. “Life’s just one big joke to you, isn’t it.”
“I don’t know what you mean. Sit down, luv, and let’s talk about it.”
That’s when I pulled her chair away.
My wife claims that I treat one of our kids unfairly.
“Which one?” I replied, “James Junior, or the girl one
Me and my mate double teamed my daughter last night.
She ran away crying saying it was the most unfair wrestling match ever.
Mum: What are you gonna gift grandma for her birthday?
Mum: But your grandma doesn’t play football!
Boy: On my birthday she gave me books.
I texted my wife today saying “I love u”.
She replied “Oh, really? :)”
And I said “Yes, it’s my favourite vowel”.
I don’t think it’s fair for my wife to call me immature.
Fair enough, I did purposely buy the same telly as my neighbours so I could stand outside their house and change their channels with my remote, but who doesn’t?
My wife said to me, “I’m sick of you being very immature. Any more of it and I’m leaving you.”
I said, “I’m sorry.”
She said, “Well at least you apologised.”
I said, “No, I just farted, hehe.”
Boss: “I’m sorry Mr Smith, but I’m going to have to let you go, your immaturity in the workplace has gone too far, and quite frankly you’re just plain obnoxious and childish”
Me: “I know you are but what am I?”
Humpty dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn’t put humpty together again.
It’s a pity they let the horses try first, resulting in the further smashing of the intact pieces the army could have put together with some superglue.
my friend told me i was childish and imature the other day
but then so is his mum!