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Chicken Funny Jokes

Q: How do monsters like their eggs?
A: Terri-fried.

Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?
A. The chicken couldn’t be bothered.

Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: Because they break if they drop them.

Q. Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road?
A. The elephant stepped on it.

Q: Where did the chicken grow?
A: On a poultry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the construction site?
A: To see a person lay a brick.

Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken.

Q. Why did the toad hop across the road?
A. He was following the chicken

Q: Why did half the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to its other side

Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
A: Because it already had the drumsticks.

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck

Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken.

Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q. What do bad chickens lay?
A. Deviled eggs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A chicken that lays down.

Q. Why did the sheep cross the road?
A. Because the chicken needed a day off.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It came back from his day off and relieved the sheep.

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop cakes.

Q: What do marathon running chicken need most?
A: Hendurance.

Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up every morning?
A: An alarm cluck.

Q. Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A. It was “take your child to work” day.

Q: Why did the chicken go to the movie?
A: Because it enjoyed reading the book.

Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A. He was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.

Q: If the Rooster laid an Egg on a roof, witch way would the egg roll?
A: Nowhere because roosters don’t lay egg.

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: To stretch it’s legs.

Q: Which chicken is most ruthless?
A: Attila the Hen.

Q. Why did the giraffe cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Q: Which dance will a chicken never do?
A: The foxtrot.

Q: How do you know when a chicken has been arrested?
A: It’s wearing hencuffs.

Q: How do comedians like their eggs?
A: Funny side up (FYI: sunny side up is a way of cooking eggs)

Q: Why do chicken families visit parks?
A: To go on peck-nics.

Q: What happened to the chicken who found a four-leaf clover?
A: He had good cluck forever.

Q: Why did the T-rex cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

Q: How do baby chickens dance?
A: Chick-to-chick (cheek to cheek).

Q: Since chickens rise when the rooster crows, when do ducks wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What do chickens say when you try to charge them?
A: Put it on my bill.

Q: Why do roosters watch TV?
A: For hentertainment.

Q: What do you call a chicken who tells jokes?
A: A comedi-hen

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done.

Q: What do you get when you cross a hen with a dog?
A: Pooched eggs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: How did the eggs leave the room?
A: Through the eggs-it.

Q: What do chicken comedians tell?
A: Funny yolks.

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on a hill?
A: An eggroll

Q: What does a chicken wipe it’s beak with?
A: A henkerchief.

Q: How do chickens bake cakes?
A: From scratch

Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck.

Q. Why did the judge cross the road?
A. Because the chicken was out of order (FYI: when someone isn’t polite in court, the judge says they are “out of order”)

Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Fowl weather

Q: When is chicken soup not good for your health?
A: When you’re the chicken.

Q. How does a chicken tell time?
A. They look at the cluck.

Q: How do chickens send mail?
A: In hen-velopes.

Q: What do you call an explosive egg?
A: A bombshell

Q: What does a mixed-up hen lay?
A: Scrambled eggs.

Q. What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
A. Ouch!!

Q: What do you call a rooster who lives near a nuclear power plant?
A: An atomic cluck.

Q: What sound does an alarm cluck make?
A: Tick-tock-a-doodle-do

Q: Why did the Roman hen cross the road?
A: She was worried someone would Caesar (FYI: cease her — or take her)

Q: Where do tough chickens come from?
A: Hard-boiled eggs

Q: What do you call a group of chickens clucking a song together?
A: A Hensemble.

Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
A. Drumsticks for everyone!

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