Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that
was left was de brie.
Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!
Q:What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!
genre of music appeals to most cheeses?
Q: When should
you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What is a cannibal’s favourite cheese?
Q: What do you
call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Ponder with
Q: What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese
the most violent book I’ve ever read.”
Q: Which is
the most religious cheese?
A: Swiss, because it is holy.
Q: Why did
the dairy farmer go on a diet?
A: She wanted to cheddar a few
Q: Which search engine is popular amongst mice?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter-pounder with cheese
Q: What is Tom Hanks’ favourite soft
Q: Whom did the cheesy Bible start with?
A: Edam and Eve.
Q: What hotel do mice stay in ?
Q: What dance do cheese makers do every halloween?
Q: What did the Cheese salesman say?
A: That cheese
may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Q: What group of cheese has been
known to fly?
A: Curds of prey!
Q: What is the name of the country
near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese?
does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?
A: Go on a shopping
Q: What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Q: What cheese should you use to hide a horse?
Q: What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution?
Q: What do you call a cheese that is an
Q: What is a lions favourite cheese?
Q: Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese
A: Because he couldn’t get his stilton.
Q: What cheese do
Q: Which is the Richest Cheese in the
A: Paris Stilton.
Q: What do you call an oriental cheese?
Q: What’s the most popular American cheese sitcom?
A: Curd Your Enthusiasm
Q: Why does cheese look sane?
everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Q: What did the street cheese
say after he got attacked by several blades?
A: I’ve felt grater.
What is a lions favourite cheese?
Q: Whats the best
cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
A: Camembert (Come On Bear)
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?
Q: Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday?
A: Baby cheeses.
Q: What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up
in your face?
A: Too close for comfort food.
A little boy went to a birthday party in a very nice suit. When he got back home his suit was full of holes, when his mom asked him what he did, he replied we were playing store, and he was the Swiss cheese.
At an elementary school, the cafeteria was serving Swiss cheese. A little girl received her meal and was disgusted by it.
“Miss lunch lady,” she said, “I don’t like the holes in my cheese.”
“That’s okay,” she said. “Just eat around them and leave them on your plate.”
Two robbers robbed a cheese factory.. Joe says “I got some cheddar and brie cheese.” Bill, the other robber said “I got some nacho cheese.” “The factory doesn’t even sell nacho cheese…” Joe stated. “Really? When I was running from the cops, they kept on saying “It’s not ‘cho cheese!”!”
Teacher : Name different type of #Cheese.
- Swiss blue
Teacher : Wait a minute,
What is ‘Bekhudi’ and ‘Zindagi’?
Pappu : Hosh walon ko khabar kya,
Bekhudi kya Cheese hai.
Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye,
Zindagi kya Cheese hai…. 😀 😛