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Celebrity Funny Jokes

मल्लिका शेरावत स्विमिंग पूल में गयी
गार्ड ने मल्लिका को देखा तो बोला
गार्ड – मैडम आप ये क्या पहन कर आयी हैं
मल्लिका – क्या हुआ बिकनी ही तो है
गार्ड – यहाँ बिकनी allow नहीं है
मल्लिका – कोई बात नहीं
मैं इसे निकाल देती हूँ 🙂 🙂
गार्ड बेहोश 🙂

Kisi ke pas salman khan ka number ho to plz send karo…
Juhu bus stop par ek bacchi mili hai
Use ghar pahochana hai..!! 😝

Salman: Main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai.
John: 1000 log..
Hrithik: 5000 log..
Sunny Leone: Ab main kuch bolu?

mran Hashmi Ek Cosmetics Ki Shop Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola.
Imran Hashmi: “Bhaiya, Ek Lipstick Dena?”
Dukandaar: “Saab, Koun Sa Color Doon?”
Imran Hashmi: “Yaar, Color Ko Goli Maar, Bas Taste Aachha Hona Chahiye

Do Din Light Jane Ki Wajah Pata Chal Gayi Hai.
Rajanikanth Apna Mobile Aur New Tablet Charge Kar Raha Tha.

1 Baar Adnan Sami ke ghar mein chor aaya..
Adnan chor ke upar baitha aur bola Ramu police ko bula.
Ramu – Sahab chappal nahi mil rahi.
CHOR bola – Meri pehen le par jaldi jaa

Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig ke nikla.
Jaya: Aap to susu karne gaye the?
Amitabh: Jaise hi main andar gaya, koi bola “BIG B” or sab meri taraf ghoom gaye

Question: Why did Michael Jackson get arrested by the cops?
Answer: He unzipped his Billy Jeans, pulled out his Thriller, and told the cops to Beat It!

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