Cat Funny Jokes

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Cat Funny Jokes

Adam: Who delivers presents to cats?
Jim: Who?
Adam: Santa Claws

Matt: Knock, knock.
Jake: Who’s there?
Matt: Kitten.
Jake: Kitten, who?
Matt: Quit kitten around and open the door!

Caleb: What do you call a cat that bowls?
John: I don’t know.
Caleb: An alley cat!

Sterling: What’s a cat’s favorite game?
Cooper: What?
Sterling: Mouse Trap.

Ethan: What’s a cat’s favorite color?
John: What is it?
Ethan: Purrr-ple!

Gerik: Why do you have to be careful when it rains cats and dogs?
Derek: I don’t know.
Gerik: So you don’t step in a poodle!

Charlie: What do you call a dishonest African cat?
Thomas: I have no idea.
Charlie: A “lyin’ cub.”

Will: What do you get when you cross an angry cat with a famous painter?
Willow: I haven’t the foggiest.
Will: Clawed Monet!

George: What do cats say when they get hurt?
Jeff: Tell me.
George: “Me-OW!”

Nathan: Why was the cat so small?
Ethan: I have no idea.
Nathan: It ate only condensed milk!

Caleb: What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
Ben: Beats me.
Caleb: They both have sandy claws

Tony: Where do cats write down their notes?
Joannie: I dunno.
Tony: On scratch paper!

Jeremy: What do you call a cat that gives up?
Drew: Tell me.
Jeremy: A “quitty.”

Dwight: What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale?
Dakota: I don’t know. What?
Dwight: About three pounces!

Daffy: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Taffi: What?
Daffy: Hailing taxis!

Two neighbors meet:
“Your cat killed my Pitbull.”
“No way, that is impossible.”
“Yes, he choked on her.”

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