Call Center Funny Jokes

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Call Center Funny Jokes

Actual call centre conversations !!!!!
Customer: “I’ve been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get
through to enquiries, can you help?”.
Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?”.
Customer: “It was on the door to the Travel Centre”.
Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours”.

Samsung Electronics
Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking
Caller: “On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that
I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone
Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?”
Operator: “I think you mean the telephone point on the wall”.

RAC Motoring Services
Caller: “Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am
travelling in Australia?”
Operator: ” Doesn’t the product name give you a clue?”

Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France):
“If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel
to the other side of the car?”

Directory Enquiries
Caller: “I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please”.
Operator: “I’m sorry, there’s no listing. Is the spelling correct?”
Caller: “Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the ‘B’
fell off”.

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: “Woven? Are you sure?”
Caller: “Yes. That’s what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone
box told a worried operator:
“I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write the number

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop”.
Customer: “OK”.
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”.
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?”.
Customer: “Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click'”.

Tech Support: “OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you
see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”

Caller: “I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised
that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my
file back again?”.

Boy Called Customer care
A girl picked up the phone
Girl: ……..customer care mein aapka swaagat hai
Boy:thank u
Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Boy :kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Boy :nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Boy :love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Boy :court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai
Boy :ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai.
Customer care Girl shocked, Boy rocked

छगन ने मोबाइल कस्टमर केयर पर फोन किया। लड़की ने फोन उठाया।
लड़की: कस्टमर केयर में आपका स्वागत है। मैं आपकी क्या सहायता कर सकती हूं?
छगन: क्याआप शादी करना चाहती हैं मुझसे?
लड़की: जीआपने गलत नंबर लगाया है सर।
छगन: नहीं मैंने सही नंबर लगाया है। आप शादी करेंगी?
लड़की: जीन हीं, मैं शादी में इंटरेस्टेड नहीं हूं।
छगन: सुन तो लीजिए एक बार।
लड़की: नॉट इंटरेस्टेड।
छगन: लव मैरिज करेंगी तो हनीमून स्विट्जरलैंड में और अरेंज मैरिज करेंगी तो पैरिस।
लड़की: जी मैं आपसे शादी करना ही नहीं चाहती तो आप ऑफर क्यों दे रहे हैं?
छगन: कोर्ट मैरिज सिर्फ 10 हजार में हो जाएगी।
लड़की: आपको समझ नहीं आता कि मुझे शादी नहीं करनी है। फिर भी ऑफर दिए जा रहे हैं।
छगन: अब पता चला मैडम हमारा दर्द जब आप हमें बिना इंटरेस्ट के ऑफर पर ऑफर दिए जाती हैं।

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Manager said, ‘Mujibar,
you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.’
Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’
The manager said,
‘Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green .’
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
‘Mister Manager, I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Go ahead..’
Mujibar said,
‘The telephone goes green, green,
and I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.’

Mujibar now works at the call center.

ट्रिंग ट्रिंग…
हेल्लो Uncle…अरमान है???
नही बेटा जवानी में थे.. अब नही रहे..

मोबाइल कंपनी वालों को ऐसा मोबाइल बनाना चाहिए की तीसरी बार और बताओ बोलते ही कॉल काट हो जाए..

सभी मर्द बहादुर होते है कोई horror movie उन्हे डरा नही पाती..

लेकिन wife की 11 Missed calls पूरी तरह से डरा देती है..

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry….


Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates ya know.


Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…


Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah………………..thank you.


Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.


Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work…


Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?


Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.


Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.


Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.”


And last but not least…

Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.

लडके को रात 12 बजे एक लडकी का फोन आता है।
लडका – हैलो, कौन है?
लडकी – हम तेरे बिन अब रह नहीं सकते, तेरे बिना क्या वजूद मेरा।
लडका – (एक्साइटेड होकर) कौन है?
ल़डकी – तुझसे जुदा गर हो जाएंगे तो खुद से ही हो जाएंगे जुदा।
लडका – (खुशी के मारे आंखों में पानी आ जाता है) सच। मुझसे शादी करोगी?
लडकी – इस गाने को अपनी कॉलर ट्यून बनाने के लिए 8 दबाएं।

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