Brother Funny Jokes

Brother Funny Jokes! Hello friends, I got some new collection of Brother Funny Jokes. So check the latest Brother Funny Jokes and share it with your all lovely brothers.

Brother Funny Jokes

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.
Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa’s.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Little Brother: I’m going to buy a sea horse.
Big Brother: Why?
Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

Teacher: Whats this a picture of 1. ?
Class: Dont know, Miss.
Teacher: Its a kangaroo.
Class: Whats a kangaroo, miss ?
Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.
Smallest boy: Wow, my sisters married one of them

Little Johnny wrote: “Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!”
Santa wrote back: “Send me your mother …”

A man says to his wife: “Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.”a
His wife replies: “You have a bigger willy than your brother!”

Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”
His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”

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