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A pod of whales walks into a bar.
One whale says to the other “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUYUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAOOOOOOO, OOOUAAAAAUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAYYYEEEEUUUM?!”
The other whale responds, “Go home Steve, you’re drunk.”
I can’t eat whale blubber.
I’ve tried it, I’m just not Inuit.
-my beloved nerd of a husband
Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world’s largest animal…
…it’s so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.
An Irishman, a Mexican, and a whale walk into a bar,
The Irishman says, “give me an Irish whiskey.” The bartender gives him one and he sits down to drink it.
The Mexican says, “I’ll have tequila.” The bartender gives him a tequila and he sits down to drink it.
Then the whale says, “WAAOLOOAO” because whales don’t talk
Q: What do you do with a blue whale?
A: Cheer it up.
Q: How do did the octupus make the whale laugh?
A: With ten-tickles.
Q: Where do women whales keep their money?
A: In an octopurse.
Q: What do you call a whale from Notre Dame?
A: A hunch back whale.
Q: What was Orca’s favorite game show?
A: Whale of Fortune.
Q: Who helps injured whales?
Q: What do British whales eat?
A: Fish and ships.
Q: What time is it when a whale jumps into your boat?
A: Time to get a new boat.
Q: Where do whales sleep at night?
A: In water beds.
Q: What do you call a whale in kindergarten?
A: A little squirt.
Q: What do whales need to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin Sea.
Q: Why was the whale so sad?
A: It was a Blue whale.
Q: Did you know that whales can squirt ink?
A: Just Squidding.
Q: What kind of candy do whales like?
A: Blubber gum.
Q: Why don’t whales play volleyball?
A: Because they’re afraid of the net.
Q: Which type of whale can fly?
A: Pilot whales.
Q: If whales lived on land, which country would they live in?
Q: Why did the two whales get married?
A: They were head over fins in love.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a killer whale?
Q: Do whales ever do things by accident?
A: No, they do everything on porpoise.
Q: Why do whales sing?
A: Because they can’t talk.
Q: Why don’t whales do well on their report cards?
A: Because they work below C-Level.
Q: How do you make a whale float?
A: Combine root beer, ice cream and a whale.
Q: What did the mommy whale do when her son stayed out too late?
A: She flipped.
Q: What birthday party game do whales like to play?
A: Salmon Says.
Q: How did the whale get to the hospital?
A: In a big clambulance.
Q: Why did the whale cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: What do whales use for money?
A: Sand dollars.
Q: How do you make a fish laugh?
A: Tell it a whale of a tale.
Q: How does a pod of whales make a decision?
A: They Flipper coin.
Q: What’s the biggest sea animal from Scotland?
Q: Why aren’t whales afraid of pirates?
A: They like being made to walk the plankton.
Q: Why did the whale call a detective?
A: He saw something that looked fishy…
What do you call a group of whale musicians?
Two whales walk into a bar.
The first whale goes up to the barman and says, “OOOOoooOOOOOOOooooooOoOooOoOooOOOOoOOooOoOoOOOooOOOoOOooooooOOOoOOoOOo.”
The second whale turns to the first one and says, “Shut up Frank, you’re drunk.”
One day in school, a teacher is having a discussion with a young girl student whether or not humans can be swallowed by whales.
The teacher tells the girl that it’s impossible for whales to swallow humans because whales only have small throats.
The little girl says, “You’re wrong. Jonah got swallowed by a whale.”
The teacher says, “That’s just a story from the Bible. It’s not true.”
The girl says,”Oh yeah? Well, when I go to heaven, I’ll ask Jonah.”
The teacher replies, “What if Jonah didn’t go to heaven?”
The girl says, “Then you can ask him.”
Husband downloaded the Blue Whale in his wife’s mobile…
Blue Whale died
Wife: what are you doing in mobile since long?
Husband: playing #BlueWhale chahenge.
Wife: should I prepare your dinner or not?
Husband downloaded #BlueWhalegame on wife’s phone.
After sometimes- #BlueWhale committed #Suicide #bluewhalechallenge
aThe Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when mating.
Only 10% enters the female and you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?