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Blue Funny Jokes

Blue Funny Jokes! Hi friends, I have collected some new Blue Funny Jokes. So check the latest Blue Funny Jokes and share it with your lovely friends.

Blue Funny Jokes

What’s Blue and not very heavy?
What’s Blue and not very heavy?
Light Blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Sunflowers are yellow
I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

I went to the doctor with hearing problems
He said “Can you describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homer is fat, Lisa is smart and Marge has blue hair”

A man walks into his bedroom
His wife is lying on the bed naked.
He: What are you doing here
She: I couldn’t find anything nice to wear
He: I don’t trust you ~walks to the closet~
See there’s a blue dress, a red dress, oh hi mark and a green dress

टीचर ने क्लास में सवाल किया: बच्चों बताओ, ब्लू फिल्म क्या है?
किसी भी बच्चे ने शरम के मारे जवाब नहीं दिया…
लेकिन पप्पू कहां चुप बैठने वाला था…
पप्पू: मैडम, यह फैमिली फिल्म होती है, जिसे पूरा परिवार देखता है. लेकिन अलग-अलग समय में…!!!

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