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टीचर – दुर्भाग्य और दुर्दशा में क्या फर्क है ?

बच्चा – सर अगर इस स्कूल में आग लग जाये

तो स्कूल की हालत खराब हो जाएगी इसे कहते है – “दुर्दशा”

और इतनी आग लगने पर भी आप जिन्दा बच गए तो

ये होगा हमारा “दुर्भाग्य” 🙂 🙂

टीचर बेहोश
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Also Read: 100 Bollywood Funny Jokes

शर्मा जी ने नई कार खरीदी और कार के पीछे लिखवाया-
‘”सावन को आने दो'”
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पीछे से एक ट्रक 🚍ने ठोक दिया।
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.🚍ट्रक पर लिखा था- ‘आया सावन झूम के
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Bangla Funny Jokes 2019 will make you laugh.

लड़का: मैं आपकी बेटी से शादी करना चाहता हूँ..!😆
Uncle: क्या करते हो? 🙄
लड़का: बाबू हूँ..!!😄
Uncle: अच्छा, किस विभाग में?😯
लड़का: आपकी बेटी का बाबू हूँ.!!😍
Uncle: भाग साले..!! 😂😂😂😂

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A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

दुकानदार : कैसा सूट दिखाऊँ ?
महिला : पड़ोसन तड़प – तड़प कर दम तोड़ दे ऐसा ……😝😜😝😜😝😜

कुछ तो पढ़ी लिखी होगी गर्मी …. वरना इतनी डिग्रीयाँ लेकर कौन घूमता है ? 😂😝😂

खून में तेरे गर्मी , गर्मी में तेरा खून …. ऊपर सूरज निचे धरती बीच में May aur june 😂😁 हे भगवान् 😬😝सोनू निगम : सुबह -सुबह मेरी नींद आज़ान से खुलती है
पाकिस्तानी : खुशनसीब हो भाई जान , हमारी तो बम धमाके से खुलती है 😂😝😂

टीचर – संजू यमुना नदी कहॉं बहती है ?
संजू – जमीन पर
टीचर – नक्शे में बताओं कहॉं बहती है ?
संजू – नक्शे में कैसे बह सकती है, नक्शा गल नहीं जाएगा 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

वफादार तो वो लोग है जिन्होंने इस बार बीजेपी को वोट भी दिया और एंटी रोमियो स्क्वाड के डंडे भी चुप चाप खा रहे है 😂😂😝😜

पत्नी:- अजी सुनते हो ? हमारी शादी करवाने वाले पंडित जी का देहांत हो गया 😔😔😔😔😔
पति:- एक ना एक दिन तो उसे उसके कर्मों का फल मिलना ही था.😂😂😂😂😝😜😛

कॉकरोच देख कर चिल्लाते हुये दस किलोमीटर तक भागने वाले पाकिस्तान को धमका रहे होते हैं कि “अब भी वक्त है सुधर जाओ”।

सुबह एक महिला फल वाले से अंग्रेजी में फल मांग रही थी ये बोलकर – “Give me some destroyed husband”
एक घंटा लगा यह समझने में कि वह “नाशपति ” मांग रही थी।😂😝😂

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, “What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. “What is your name?” the officer questioned. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Why, yes.”

A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

Q: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.

Kid 2: “Yeah, I was a virgin until last night .”

Kid 1: “As if.”

Kid 2: “Yeah, just ask your sister.”

Kid 1: “I don’t have a sister.”

Kid 2: “You will in about nine months.”

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