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Bad Funny Jokes 2019

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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can’t remember… I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife…

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “S-x! S-x! S-x! Free s-x tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”
Man: “Yes!”
Reporter: “Name?”
Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”
Reporter: “S-x?”
Man: “Three to five times a week.”
Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”
Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.”
Reporter: “Holy cow!”
Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.”
Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”
Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.”
Reporter: “Oh dear!”
Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.

Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, “Get down!” they would all start dancing.

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don’t make a white.

Q: What’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.

Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader

Q: What’s the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There’s always a kitchen in the back.

Q: Why don’t Black people take free cruises?
A: Because they aren’t falling for that one again.

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Justin.
Person 2: Justin who?
Person 1: Justin time for dinner!

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Lettuce.
Person 2: Lettuce who?
Person 1: Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Wooden shoe.
Person 2: Wooden shoe who?
Person 1: Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Atch.
Person 2: Atch who?
Person 1: Bless you!

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Interrupting pirate.
Person 2: Interrup…
Person 1: ARRRRRRR!

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Boo.
Person 2: Boo who?
Person 1: Don’t cry, it’s just me!

Person 1: Knock-knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Cow says.
Person 2: Cow says who?
Person 1: No, silly! A cow says “Mooooo!”

Q: Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
A: Because it was his doody.

Q: How do you get a tissue to dance?
A: You put a little boogie into it.

Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed!

Q: Who did the zombie take to the prom?
A: His ghoul-friend!

Q: What is big, green and plays a lot of tricks?
A: Prank-enstein!

Q: Why did the ghost blow his nose?
A: Because it was full of booo-gers!

Jokes about animals

Q: What does a spider’s bride wear?
A: A webbing dress.

Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: The mooooo-vies!

Q: What did one firefly say to the other?
A: You glow, girl!

Q: What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
A: A stega-snore-us.

Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing?
A: Because she was a little hoarse.

Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee.

Q: Where does the chicken like to eat?
A: At a rooster-ant!

Jokes about food

Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits?
A: At sundae school.

Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
A: It wanted to be a water-melon.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crumb-y.

Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad.

Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
A: They go to the meat-ball.

Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves.

Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone!

Q: What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
A: You have to planet.

Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
A: When it’s full!

Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
A: He’d heard that someone had stolen a base!

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
A: Sneak-ers.

Q: What do you call two guys hanging on a curtain?
A: Kurt and Rod!

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had so many problems.

Q: What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hisstory.

Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Q: What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
A: Time to run!

Q: Why did the dog do so well in school?
A: Because he was the teacher’s pet!

Q: Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
A:  Because he kept telling yolks!

Q: What did one penny say to another penny?
A: We make cents.

Q: Why was the belt arrested?
A: It was holding up some pants!

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: It had a virus.

Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tube-a toothpaste.

Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells.

Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.

Q:  What animal can you always find at a baseball game?
A: A bat!

Q: What can you catch, but never throw?
A: A cold!

Q: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
A: The “C”!

Q: What gets wet while it’s drying?
A: A towel!

Q: Why can’t your head be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

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