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April Fools Funny Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?
A dino-Snore

What is loud, fast and crunchy?
A rocket chip!

What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.

What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!

How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!

Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.

How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
A stamp.

Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.

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