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Air Hostes Funny Jokes

Air Hostess to Lalu – Sir, are u vegetarian or non-vegetarian?
Lalu: I am Indian
Air hostess: No, No. Sir, are you shakahari or masahari?
Lalu: Hat sasuri! I am Bihari.


Now the Air India air hostess can say to the Kingfisher one -“Bitch, I may be fat and old, but at least I’ve got a job””


A Pathaan to an AirHostess:
.“Vallah.. Tumhara shakal Humara
Biwi Se milti!”
.Airhostess:
“Bakwas band kar kamine!”
.Pathaan:
“Masha ALLAH! Zubaan bhi Milti !”


Welcome to Punjab Airlines.
Air hostess to Santa: Sir tusi ki loge.
Santa: Bread pakoda, tea & matthi.
Air hostess: Sir tusi flight te ho, prabhat pheri wich nahi


Man to Superhot Air Hostess- Wats ur name?
Air Hostess- Eva Benz
Man- Wow, lovely name. Any relatn with Mercedes Benz?
Air Hostess- Same price


Sardar Looking at Name Plate of Air Hostess
Above her left Breast.. Teena.
Sardar: That’s cute name.
DOOSREY waley ka naam nahi rakha kya?


South Indian boarding a plane.
Air hostess is smiling.
South Indian: Tatti vendi!
Air hostess (shocked): What???
South Indian: Tatti vendi!!!
Air hostess calls steward.
South Indian: Tatti vendi!!!
Steward: What???
South Indian thrusts his boarding pass below the steward’s nose.
Steward looks at it and bursts out laughing.
Composes himself, and says
“Sir, seat 31 D is in the center. This way please!”
Girl 1: Main Air Hostess banungi
Girl 2: Main Lawyer banungi
Girl 3: Main Fashion Designer banungi
Yami Gautam: Main Gori Banungi


Airhostess came out of Pilot’s cabin,
Dress crumpled,
hair essy,
Blouse open.
Bra missing,
Wet skirt,
Santa- Now I know why it’s called COCK-PIT


Air Hostess to Hyderabadi:
Sir, kya lenge Aap ?
Hyderabadi: Paaya Soup, Chicken Tikka, Boti Kabab, Fish Fry, Tandoori Roti, Haleem,
Mutton Biryani, Kheer, Kurbani Ka Mittha, Ice Cream aur Pan.
Air Hostess: Sir, Aap PLANE mein hain.
BAWA KE VALIME mein nahi


Air hostess to Alok Nath : Sir, kya lenge?
Alok Nath – Puri,sabji,khir,laddu aur Mathura ke Pede.
Air hostess-Sir, aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h,
kisi k shraadh me nahi


Flight me Pilot ne announce kia :
‘Hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.’
Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola :
‘Ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga,
fir Air Hostess ki Pappi lunga….
Air Hostess ye sun kar mic band karwane ke liye bhaagi,
aur 1 bachche k pair me fas kar gir gayi.
Bachcha bola : ‘Tujhe badi jaldi hai Kamini…
suna nahi ?
Woh pehle chai piyega
Dubai Shaikh in plane to Air Hostess- Walla! Hamare liye taaveez wala Chai laao.
Air Hostess-Abbe dhakkan, Wo taveez nahi tea-bag hai.


Air hostess to all the passengers ,,
“Kripya apni-apni belt bandh le”..
Santa asked, “Te Bibi jinha ne naade wale Pajame paye ne oh ki karn”
Santa plane land hote hi chillane laga…
“Bangalore aaya bangalore aaya… Balley Balley!!”
Air Hostess: Hello sir… B silentSanta– ok angalore aayaangalore aaya alley alley…
santa baar baar toilet ke chakkar kaat raha tha
eyar hostes – kya baat hai
aap 4 baar toyalet ja chuke hain??
aap thik to hain , ya aapako chain nahin hai ,,
santa – chain to hai par saali khul hi nahin rahi hai

फ्लाइट उड़ते ही पॉयलट ने सुरक्षा संबंधी ऐलान किए और फिर माइक ऑफ करना भूल गया।
पॉयलट ने अपने सह पॉयलट से कहा- पहले मैं कॉफी लूंगा और फिर एयर होस्टेस को किस करूंगा
यह सुनकर एयर होस्टेस माइक बंद करने भागी और फिसल कर गिर पड़ी
एक बुजुर्ग यात्री बोलाः बेटी आराम से जाओ…पहले वो कॉफी पिएगा…फिर किस करेगा..।

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