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Air Force funny Jokes

Joke 1
Ask the Army to secure a building and they will set up a perimeter around it and make sure nobody gets out.
Ask the Marines to secure a building and they will charge in, kill everybody inside, and then set up defenses to make sure nobody gets in.
Ask the Navy to secure a building and they will turn off all the lights and lock all the doors at 1700.
Ask the Air Force to secure a building and they will sign a 10 year lease with an option to buy.

Joke 2
What do you call a Marines with an IQ of 160?
– A Platoon

Joke 3
Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?”
Soldier: “Sure, buddy.”
Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now, let’s try it again!”
Officer: “Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?”
Soldier: “No, SIR!”

Joke 4
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits, she noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands.
She observed that the men now walked over 20 paces BEHIND their wives! She approached one of the women for an explanation: “What enabled women here to achieve this marvelous reversal of roles?” “Land mines,” replied the Kuwaiti woman.

Joke 5
An Airman, Soldier, and Marine are sitting around talking about hardships they faced on their last deployment.
Airman: “The worst was when the air conditioner in our tent broke and it was 110 outside!”
Soldier: “WTF, you had air conditioners?”
Marine: “Wait, stop. You had tents?”

Joke 6
USAF: Birds
USA: Choppers
USN: Helos
USMC: OHH! OHH OHOH! (pointing at the sky)

Joke 7
What Do You Call a Soldier Who Survived Mustard Gas and Pepper Spray?
– A Seasoned Veteran

Joke 8
How does the Air Force Play Bingo?
B-52 F-16 A-10..

Joke 9
An Army Drill Sergeant took some recruits the the mess hall.
After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them
“There are three rules in this mess hall- Shut up! Eat up! Get up!”
Checking to see that he had everyone’s attention, he asked,
“What is the first rule?”
Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison,
“Shut up, Drill Sergeant!”

Joke 10
Army Says: “HOOOOOAH!”
Marines Say “OOOOORAH!”
Navy and CG Say “HOOOOOYAH!”
Air Force Says “OKEY DOKEY?”

Joke 11
Did You Hear About The Accident at the Army Base?
– A tank ran over a box of popcorn and killed two Kernals

Joke 12
As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station,
our Flight Instructor said, “All right! All you dummies fall out.”
As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.
The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me,
and then just raised a single eyebrow.
I smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ‘em, huh sir?”

Joke 13
What do Marines have in common with other members of the Armed Forces?
They all originally set out to become Marines

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